Cohiba Puro Dominicana, 10 Cigars only $59.99
Epic 69% off blowout – extremely limited quantities (MSRP: $194.90)
Some things in life never go on sale – like college tuition. Coldplay tickets. iPads. Cohiba cigars. And for most discount-loving Americans who also like nice things, that kind of sucks.
But hang on a minute! I can't help out with your Chris Martin obsession, but I CAN give you something even better. Something epic. Something that never goes on sale ever. But something that I've somehow managed to finagle down in price for a short 24 hour window. Yes, I've gone and done it...Cohiba Puro Dominicana 5.5"x50 Robusto 10-packs are available here for only $59.99, a ginormous discount of nearly 70% off MSRP on the world's biggest brand. It's kind of like getting a Rolex for $100. In a word: miraculous.
Welcome to the upper echelon of Cohiba – a super premium handmade that's even more expensive that the pricy baseline Red Dot. Puro Dominicana is painstakingly crafted from 100% Dominican tobaccos, and delivers a ton of flavor in every puff thanks to exceptional tobacco selection. Besides just being exquisite leaves to start with, each one has been patiently aged 'en tercio' – in charcoaled wood barrels. This process dispenses spicy, oaky flavor notes that are perfectly smooth and balanced from first light to finger-burnin' nub. The overall experience is at once powerful, robust, refined, and elegant.
Wander into any cigar shop across the country and you'll see these beauties on the shelf for $19.50 (or more), so it's plain to see that my $5.99 per cigar price is batshit crazy. Do not question the madness! My supply is limited, and I can already hear the system starting to sizzle with orders. Hurry up, because if you blink, you're gonna miss it...